Name: Jaclyn
Status: Artist/Creator of Uh. . . What?
Role in comic: Is supposed to defeat Tim with the aid of Liz


Name: Liz
Status: Friend to Creator
Role in comic: Spaz that is supposed to help Jaki defeat Tim but accidentally blows herself up with a rocket launcher
Devices: Death Scooter


Name: Tim
Status: Computer Person
Role in comic: Evil Overlord of Bethany who uses his sleep-confuse rays to make people tired and. . . confused / Is evil and causes destruction throughout the land with his non existent Orc army
Devices: Skateboard of Doom


Name: Heather
Status: Artist/Creator of Iunno
Role in comic: Is crazy and has a cyborg replica of herself / Enjoys being a sammich
Devices: Car that reeks of crayons and is filled with junk


Name: Pinto
Status: Friend to Creator
Role in comic: Pyromaniac that burns multiple things


Name: Kevin
Status: Friend to Creator
Role in comic: To inevitably lead everyone to sammiches! / Likes sammiches
Device: A stick shift